pan-contiguity

A state in which an object with uncountable parts is at a right angle to a second object with uncountable parts.

Pan-contiguity implies the phenomenon of injecture.

In other words, pan-contiguity says that reality is an open system.

Pan-contiguity says that reality has an uncountable number of injectures; right angles created by the orientation of uncountable sets of two objects each with uncountable parts.

Long Panning

Or being “long panned” is an advanced form of nagging that can only be achieved by one’s spouse. The origins of long panning are believed to have stemmed from a summer bbq when a husband’s grilling technique was called into question by his wife in front of his friends for using the wrong sized grilling pan.

“Stop long panning me, I’ll take the garbage out when I’m ready god damn it!”

Pan Africanism

In the South African context it means ignoring crimes committed by Foreigners from other African states.

I just saw a African foreigner being arrested for drug possession in Johannesburg CBD, but I won't post about it because it's anti pan Africanism

frying pan

something that can deflect bullets

Quick! use your frying pan Ban_manatee

Pan Filler

A human turd so massive, that it literally fills the entire base of the toilet pan leaving no water showing at all.

Weighing in at a minimum of a pound and a half and having the same volume as a coconut .....if it was made from a pile of sausages.

Usually the result of eating a large amount of meat protein and starchy vegetables followed by extended periods of sitting and resisting the urge to defecate - truck or taxi drivers, gamers etc - which compounds the end product.

Me: "honey, where his the plunger?"
My wife: "under the kitchen sink, why?"
Me: "I've done a pan filler and it won't flush properly"

Pan Sex

two “straight” dudes shove the pointy part of pans up their buttholes then high five each other with the flat part of the pan that is sticking out. (Robert helped create this)

Robbie friend that dry humped a hamster : dude let’s have pan sex

Robbie: We should that would give a break

Stick it in the pan

Verb.

To stick something in the pan. The process of becoming stuck to a pan. To be stuck to a pan. If you wish to be stuck to a pan, you must first stick it in the pan.

"Shtick it in the pan hai"
"Stick it in the pan"
"Shicki ina wok" (Chinese)