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Lying about mundane things for absolutely no reason
“Hey did Scott say he’s able to come tomorrow?” “No, he said he’s on vacation. I think he’s pulling a Pedro.”
An extraordinary brilliant person and an impressive lover. He's known for giving multiple orgasms to women that inevitably fall in love with him, because of his charm and huge penis.
You bring out the Pedro Lima in me.
An alcoholic beverage consisting primarily of tequila and cranberry juice. Named after how thicc Pedro Martinez was looking after Game 5 of the NLDS.
Those 7 skinny pedros last night fucked me up big time.
The man who helps you with pronouns
Hey Pedro S, can you help me with pronouns?
A place that has 1,000 of the loudest cars and bikes you could possibly imagine constantly driving up and down pacific. They’ll wake your napping/sleeping kids up and they’ll make your animals go primitive. If you’re retired or military and living on Ft Mac, Pacific Heights or Pacific Crest than you know these loud ass vehicles all too well. The culture out here is the cool looking, classic old cars but man oh man if you’re not into loud cars and bikes driving through all hours of the night this is place is gonna be a rude awakening for you.
You live at ft mac?
Yeah so?
Good luck with your kids sleeping a full night, that place is in San Pedro
Beef jerky with chocolate
I had some Dirty Pedro for breakfast this morning.
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A boy who is laughing his off by searching for his definition and finding this.
LY, S.
Pedro Henrique is laughing his ass off.
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