To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.
"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."
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That's right! I agree. You can say that again!
The winter sucks!
That's what she said at the picnic!
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This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
A picnic in the bath. Bringing food, drinks and entertainment to the bath!
Her favourite time of the week was when she got to have her bath picnic. She enjoyed sipping tea, eating Tim Tams and watching her favourite show while relaxing in a warm bubble bath.
A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.
Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.
An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.