Play Rape

Play Rape is a form of 'bedroom fun' that follows certain codes and conventions similar to the act of rape or surprise sex

Rules or guidelines:
1. The rapist is allowed to use any instrument they see fit in any orifice to their own will.

2. The rapee should be held or tied down depending on location.

3. The act must be to extent sexual violence and the rapist earns right to penetrate any orifice.

4. If the rapist feels need he can gag the rapee.

5. And finally do not ask questions through the act i.e. 'Can I ram this bottle up your cunt'

REMEMBER:
- The act of rape is mainly about sex. Violence is allowed if and only if both parties agree before hand.

- Come up with a safe word incase the act becomes to intense.

- Agree terms of play rape before the rape. Any orifice the rapee does not wish to be penetrated and instruments not to be used should be arranged beforehand.

- This is supposed to be fun so ensure both rapist and rapee are comfortable with whats happening.

- Always play safe. Use a condom!

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Playing Pussy

The act of telling a girl over the internet (usually on a social networking site) that she's beautiful and you really like her, when in truth you're just shooting at a chance to get some ass. Mostly performed by men who are bored and could really go for some snatch.

Taylor - "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

Robbie - "I don't have much planned... I just got friend requests from a few good looking scene bitches, so it looks like I'm going to be playing pussy for the next few hours."

Taylor - "Sounds good man, I may do the same."

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play starcraft

To have sex with a korean woman, because starcraft is commonly associated with korean people.

I'm going to my girlfriend's house to 'play starcraft' tonight.

crummed the play

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the gameplan.

I was going to sneak out early and go over to Donna's but she crummed the play when she told all the guys I'd rather be with her on our poker night.

Play Clothes

Clothes that are specifically used for game participation or play activities only. Play clothes should not be restrictive, for it can come between you and the fun time. Not to be worn in any other situation.

I was using the hoola hoop in my play clothes to maintain my focus.

Playing the Bagpipes

Coined from How I Met Your Mother, Future Ted mentions the time new upstairs neighbors moved in, and proceeded to have loud sex on a regular basis, which he euphemistically describes as "playing the bagpipes" to his children. (November 2, 2009). It also can refer to f**k or f**king.

Ted- "Shut the bagpipes up!"

Robin- "They're still playing the bagpipes!"

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play-doh

The second coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except it's not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hands. And it comes in multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it can't burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit

This play=doh is just like fire. I mean....errr....ummm.....shit

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