offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.

Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.

gourmet race

The act of running a marathon while devouring large amounts of food.

A mimigame in Kirby.

Man: Let's run a gourmet race!

Man 2: No way man you always beat me.

Man: TELL NO ONE!!!

race yourself

When a person mocks their own culture and/or is racist to themselves.

Indian Guy: Damn indians are hairy
Black Guy: I go outside, i can't even see myself man!
Chinese Guy: I love dogs.. They taste good!
Guy 1:I'm not racist, but i like mocking myself and my culture.
Guy 2: Oh I see, so you race yourself.

race horse

an animal that really really has to pee

Stanley has to pee like a race horse.

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Boat Race

In a sporting event, the team getting out to an early lead and coasting home.

The Detroit Lions will get boat raced this weekend.

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race scale

the scale of race definition, starting at the lowest end of the scale with a lightly shaded ken (0.1 - 3.0), the on to the mid range darkie being a kennith (3.1 - 7.0) and up to the higher end of the scale being a kenwyn (7.1 - 10), the blackest of the black

look dave, a theres a 9.5 on the race scale, its a proper shadow from gladiators

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rack race

A race between two teams of equal size (or predetermined skill level) to see who can complete a thirty-rack of beer the fastest. Usually teams are of 3 or 4 players, but in a girls versus guys game the females usually receive a handicap.

"Yo man we killed you in the rack race!"

"That's only because Mohawk drank half of the beers!"

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