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A super sexy and smart asian male. Enough said.
Scarlett Johansson: OMG did you see Raymond Meng the other day?
Megan Fox: No, but was he as sexy as ever?
Scarlett: He was so hot! I may or may not have fainted at the sight of him.
*Both swoon and faint*
When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
A girl with daddy issues and a medical license
Person A: Bex (Raymond) is so cool, I feel bad for her at times though
Person B: Yeah, Felix (Raymond) really is a terrible man
A gorgeous girl with brown hair and greenish eyes she is so pretty I have had a crush on her since the second grade!!!!❤️❤️ She has such a good personality and makes me laugh we know each other but she probably has no idea I like her
I have a crush on katie raymond
A beautiful boy. Both man and woman want him. People adore his cute and handsome face. He's the funniest. He keeps his coolness. In love he is "numb" he didn't know who really cares for him. This name sigifinies "unravel love" there's a lot of challenges and trial that'll come to find his true love. I love every thing this John raymond co have, no matter what people say. He loves everything. He'll never be afraid of anything. Always be who you are and love yourself first. I love you.
John raymond Co is the best man/boy that I'll ever know.
we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does
neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same
Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache