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An athlete making the practice squad in college only to become the heart of the team and have one shining moment of glory
Guy 1: Oh. your brother was a high school hockey star?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he rudied up at Umass Amherst for 3 years!
Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.
In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).
Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.
Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?
Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.
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Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?
Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....
(23 minutes later)
Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!
Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?
Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish
Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.
He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.
That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.
He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....
Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.
A gay boy who likes to suck dick
That rudi haylock has no friends