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Literally, the act of mastering shat; asserting your natural authority over God's putty; indulging in a dance under chocolate rain. Also, dominating a predictably submissive William Shatner.
"Wow, I had no idea you were into shat mastering... Are you busy tonight?"
"Look at that shat master! He's totally giving it to the Shat!!"
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The act of letting your colleagues/parents/partner/friends/children down by making a fool of yourself in any one of thousands of everyday tasks or sporting endeavours.
'So, Tiger, all you had to do was pitch the ball on the green and tap in for a birdie but it looks like you've ended up in the heavy fescue at the back!'
'Yeah, I've pretty much shat the bath right there'
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From sports lingo, a shat trick is pooping 3 times in one day.
That Mexican I ate last night didn't sit well. Counting the cock a doodle poo and the two times at work, I got a shat trick today.
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Shat is a word meaning surpised or questioning something.
1. Holy shat! That was awesome!
2. What the shat?! You are fuckfaced.
3. Hey Travis, how the shat did you get here??!
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VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California
Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!
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Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"
Those who have Shat Minding abilities:
He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix
Ex of a word:
Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???
Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding
A term used to describe giving birth.
Dude 1: Happy Cuntfartday!
Dude 2: The celebration of the day I was fanny shat in to existence!
Dude 1: I think you might just live to see Fanny Shat added to the english dictionary
Dude 2: Or at the very least, the urban dictionary.