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The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.
Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.
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slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs
"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot
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when a girl grows from having just nipples to having fully grown rocks of boulders hanging low from her shoulders.
I shagged this bird and as soon as her bra sprang off i realised a immediate sign of shoulder boulders
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When a co-worker hovers over with you, with their crotch resting on your shoulder.
Dude I was looking at a wiki and the dude 2 cubes down from me shoulder trouted me. I had to wash my shirt.
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If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.
Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.
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When you're seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their dick at your shoulder height.
Brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk I feel like he's shoulder-dicking me all the time. Every time I turn around his dick is right there on my shoulder.
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The action of gently placing male genitalia onto the shoulder of an, often, unsuspecting recipient. Normally with intent to seduce
"Wow, I can't believe Gian gave him the hard shoulder..."
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