The greatest game ever created. Best purchase ever
John: Have you played Powerwash Simulator?
Jim: No, not yet, should I?
John Yes! It single-handedly saved my marriage!
regular player: plays the game for free for 5 hours and gets to lvl 5
rich man: spends 5000 robux and gets to lvl 99999 on roblox simulators
Fuck you mining simulator is the best road box game
Slang used by many senior citizens living in retirement homes referring to a rough, sweaty, meaty, nutritious, celebratory, exciting, crusty, emotional, noble, kingly, tear-jerking, political, hungry, looping, lethal, gratifying, refreshing, refrigerating, pleasant, knightly, daily, numerical, busy, and teal gay orgy
"My grandma is OBSESSED with Euro Truck Simulator 2"
"No Way! Mine too!"
People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.
Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"
When a video game has either
1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources
2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"
Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
a: i like iced chai beat box simulator
b:same hes really cool