To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.
Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!
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Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!
Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.
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Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
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A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.
Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run
Guy B: Hey can I come along too?
Guy A: No it's a one seater
The act of performing a blowjob and swallowing the cum.
Barry has been extremely busy doing slurp-n-gulp action.
Slurp your soup can be used to say:
Break a leg!
Good luck!
No Worries!
Slurp Your Soup can also be used to say hello and goodbye.
Anne: I'm so nervous!
Rose: Don't worry! Slurp Your Soup!
Anne: I gtg, Slurp Your Soup!