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When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward
Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night
When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.
“She gave me that squidward last night bro”
Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
A person that is being a jackass, very grumpy or not in a good mood.
Person 1: Oh boy. Am I so ready for today.
Person 1: Oh don't be such a Squidward!
Repeatedly slamming your girls head into a door till there’s a hole in her face big enough to fuck and then when your done you take a picture and post it online to see how handsome they are.
“Bro my girl pissed me off so I gave her a handsome squidward.”
“Show me the pics dude”
whos divjot?
oh yuhh ya know that squidward lookin headass
An infamous line said by Daniel Craig before disappearing in front of thousands of people.
"BREATHE. JUST BREATHE. YOU AREN'T ... IN TROUBLE. IT'S OK. DADDY'S GOT YOU. IT'S ALL-"
"Bye Squidward!"
"NOOOOOOOOOAAAAAUUUURRRR URHRHH URHHHHH..."