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The action of hitting a bug. Generally resulting is a loud impact and the bug being transmogrified with explosive results. Similar to the word squash but with more force and vigour.
Person A- Look... A Bug....Squish if for me!!
Person B- (Takes their shoe, a hockey stick, or some other tool to make the job easier and hits the bug.).
Person A -
A pushover.
“Why did Kevin buy that new sofa? He said he was only going to sit down for a couple minutes!”
“Because Kevin is a squish! He doesn’t know how to say no!”
The amount by which an object can be squished.
The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!
When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.
“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”
It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.
After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!
When you pull all 5 of your fingers close together into a point and try to fit them all in your girls pu**y.
Bro, she was so loose I almost got knuckle deep with the squished mitten!