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An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.
Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.
Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
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A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!
------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!
Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT
= status tease
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Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.
Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.
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When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
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When you assault a person through the use of status updates on social networking websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter.
Man that fucktard needs a good status slapping
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Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.
Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls
Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.
I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.
I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.
Mike W pro statuses everyday
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When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.
Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status
Or
Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.
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