Susan Bunch

Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.

In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.

Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?

Susan: Because it's my baby, too.

Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.

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Susan Boiling

If the temperature is really hot!

It's fucking Susan Boiling out here

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Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, the man's unit continuously traps and compresses air until the woman's pussy sings a short tune as air rushes out.
The lady thus committed a Singing Susan.

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aunt susan

A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.

Aunt Susan is to feminism what Uncle Tom is to black activism.

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crusin susan

crusin Will's mom.

crusin her Will, crusin her.

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crusin susan

Doing Will's mom.

I was crusin Susan last night Will. Crusin her! Crusin her Will!

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Steamed Susan

Defecating on an electric blue dildo, and instantaneously pissing in your mate's eyes, while reading Reader's Digest.

After a stressful day at work, Carl gave Melissa a red hot Steamed Susan.

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