driving for two

verb. a phenomenon that occurs when a group of friends are on a roadtrip with two or more cars, but only one driver knows how to reach the destination. Said driver then has the obligation to drive in a way that his or her followers can keep up. Maneuvers involved include, but are not limited to:
-reduced speed
-engaging the blinkers
-occasionally stopping in the shoulder

Friend: Dude that guy has had his blinkers on for a good mile and a half now, why doesn't he just take the shoulder?

Me: He must be driving for two...

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Two Skin

A penis with little foreskin.

When Nick whipped out his penis for biology, he said that he had foreskin. However, the teacher corrected him by stating that his foreskin is actually only two skin.

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Two Dicks

Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.

Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire

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two and a baby

Two and a baby is 2 and a 1/4 ounces. There are 28 grams in an ounce. A quarter ounce is 7 grams.

28+28+7=63

In TI's song "Dopeman" he says "Take $1250 go get you two and a baby. That's 63 grams if you whip that right."

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two on the vine

two sets of testicles, 4 nuts in total

"Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine"

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two stroke

The best engine for a dirt bike, the distribution of the power is great and easy to use........unless your retarded and give a full twist of the throttle in first gear or while driving slowly (thus flipping over backwards).

You can easily tell the difference between a 2 stroke bike and a 4 stroke:

1. Two strokes have a huge pipe (expansion chamber) leading out of the engine and into the silencer.
2. two strokes sounds more like humming, while 4 strokes sound like someone shitting their pants.
3. Two stroke bikes are smaller
4. Two stroke bikes cost less to fix, and unless your stupid you can do the work yourself.
5. Overall just buy a 2 stroke bike!

4 stroke rider: lets race
Two stroke rider: ok

**go**

4 stroke rider dies from inhaling the blue haze from 2 stroke rider's bike being in front the whole time.

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Two weeks

Mythical time period in which most half assed tuning companies promote their products as coming to market.

Typical actual time periods stretch anywhere from a year, to never.

See: "Dubwerks"

Revo's BT software will be ready in "two weeks".

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