People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits
These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy
a random insult that makes no sense but still stings
"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"
In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".
Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher
A person that watches the pole..
Barry said watch that pole..
Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..
Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..
Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker