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The term for a communication with a heavy "Woke" opinion expressed excessively, to inflate the creator's own opinion of themselves and their contribution. Derived from a mix of "Woke" and "Wank", indicating a creation that gets the creator off when they recall it.
1) That article was a poorly hidden wonk piece
2) That wonker clearly just wanted to rant and use the source material as an excuse to write it. Bet his ego inflated 10 times
When she sucks on that ever lasting gobstopper and it’s so scrumdiddlyumptious!
Yo how was last night? It was sweeet! She wonked my Willy
A depressed nerd.
Also, sagging balls, which in turn, causes the need to be more depressed.
1: "I feel like a real sagging wonk today."
2: "Bro, my wonk is sagging. Do I need to see a doctor?"
A larger than life individual with a loud gravely growl mostly associated with screaming vocals in a metal band. The power generated with the voice can incite headbanging, moshing, and thrashing around uncontrolled.
The singer of that band is giving a Wonk Zilla type of performance by melting faces in the crowd!
When you go somewhere to grab something but return with something completely different
It was a real tittle wonk when I went to my room to get my phone charger and came back with my Brittney Spears CD instead
adjective
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extremely strange or weird
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uncomfortable
Person 1 : Yo you see his fit?
Person 2 : Yea its mad wonk
Person 1 : fr fr
Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.
Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?