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a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard
When you haven't had sex in a bathroom
'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'
a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.
The place where people go to relax, be themselves and spill tea. Awkward if you ever use this holy place to pee and someone else is there using it for its spiritual powers. If you are invited to the school bathroom you are automatically cool and that person trusts you.
Girl1: hey wanna go to the school bathroom?
Girl2: *feels blessed with this honour*
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the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.
I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.
When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.
1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.
2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."
When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"