Chair Jordan

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See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

Guy in the chair

Guy or Man or Woman who is reached by almost continuous communication through some kind of technology, and provides quick analysis or information about items, logistics, technology, people and the situation to those who are locally involved. They can drive remotely controlled equipment and vehicles and give general view over what is going on at the surveillanced area during any kind of operation. Usually they are afar from the operation in a safe-zone, where they can focus on being the second-mind or the external-addon. This activity usually involves a chair on which they sit infront of a computer, radio, map, controller. The expresion is popularized in the movie Spiderman: Homecoming

A typicial conversation:
-Alpha-delta, we need access to the main room.
-I read Tango. Initiaing hacking of the security protocols. Access gained in 30seconds. (Guy in the Chair)

Examples:

Siperman: Homecoming - Ned

Matrix - Tank
Mission: Impossible - Luther Stickell

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

Chair in a cup

It’s a chair in a cup.the cup leads into a chair in a cup universe

Laughs in chair in a cup

Chair-kun

A very wholesome chair that has very devoted fans (totally not a cult). He has two brothers whom are Jay and Slime-kun. Jay envies Chair-kun so much that Jay sits on him and refuses to let stream see him.

After Chair-kun loyal fans tried to get him back by spamming "Hydrate", Jay decide to raise the price for "Hydrate" causing the whole community to become very sad.

Chair-kun appearance: A very handsome chair (better than Jay >:) ).

Chair-kun fan #1: Where chair
Jay: nO
Jay whole community: >:(((((((

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Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

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