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Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
a toilet
i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.
Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?
When you wear a piece of clothing for part of a day and take it off and it's not clean enough to put back in the drawer but not dirty enough to put in the hamper. So you throw it on the chair to be worn again at a later time.
We are going out to a casual restaurant so I don't want to mess up a clean shirt, I'll just grab the one that's chair-clean.
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See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.
“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”
Guy or Man or Woman who is reached by almost continuous communication through some kind of technology, and provides quick analysis or information about items, logistics, technology, people and the situation to those who are locally involved. They can drive remotely controlled equipment and vehicles and give general view over what is going on at the surveillanced area during any kind of operation. Usually they are afar from the operation in a safe-zone, where they can focus on being the second-mind or the external-addon. This activity usually involves a chair on which they sit infront of a computer, radio, map, controller. The expresion is popularized in the movie Spiderman: Homecoming
A typicial conversation:
-Alpha-delta, we need access to the main room.
-I read Tango. Initiaing hacking of the security protocols. Access gained in 30seconds. (Guy in the Chair)
Examples:
Siperman: Homecoming - Ned
Matrix - Tank
Mission: Impossible - Luther Stickell
The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!
Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.
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A very wholesome chair that has very devoted fans (totally not a cult). He has two brothers whom are Jay and Slime-kun. Jay envies Chair-kun so much that Jay sits on him and refuses to let stream see him.
After Chair-kun loyal fans tried to get him back by spamming "Hydrate", Jay decide to raise the price for "Hydrate" causing the whole community to become very sad.
Chair-kun appearance: A very handsome chair (better than Jay >:) ).
Chair-kun fan #1: Where chair
Jay: nO
Jay whole community: >:(((((((
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