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A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.
Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....
There are a group of boys about 12 - 16 years of age clustered outside the door of a newsagent's. They are all dressed almost identically- some sort of white/blue tracksuit, most likely with some kind of stripe pattern. The trousers are baggy and tucked into their white sports socks, which are pulled up stupidly high. Many of their heads are topped with some kind of baseball cap, and most of their necks are adorned with thick imitation gold/silver chains. Their hair is shaved almost bald at the back and sides, and is gelled neatly forward onto their spotty foreheads in a series of precise spikes. Their eyes are sunken and in their hands they clutch cigarettes and bottles of Stella Artois. Anybody who walks past who does not resemble them exactly will be spat at, challenged, insulted, shoved and generally attacked, and anyone who passes by who looks similar to them will be sworn at and possibly stabbed to death.
They are sometimes seen with girlfriends, who wear their hair in pigtails and plaster their ugly faces with enough make-up to cover the surface of the moon in a layer about two inches thick. They (unflatteringly) wear almost exacltly the same clothes as their boyfriends, except tighter and pulled lower down for the world to see the tops of black lace thongs poking from their flabby white arses. They wear earrings big enough to sit a budgie in.
"'ere you, dick'ead, 'ave you got twenny p fo't' bus? You what? you WHAT? Let me check them pockets! Yeah you 'ave, you dick'ead! Well what's that then!? Gi' me that you little cunt, or I'll fuckin' do you in proper bad! Yeah I will, dick'ead. I proper will! Don't start me, you little twat, 'cos I'll proper make somefin of it! 'Ere, Daz, come over ;ere an' 'elp us out!
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A person, usually wearing burberry and chain-smoking. No-one likes them, exept for fellow chavs
*Woman walks by with small child.*
Chav: Yo gash, you best make dat fing your holdin stop staring at me, I might have to box up its face gurl.
Woman: Excuse me do you want to say that again?
Chav: I said... *trails off because a huge man walks up to him, presumably the childs father.*
Man: What are you talking about you dirty chav?
Chav: Nothing- I was, er... *chav pussy runs away.*
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An American definition of chav because most of these definitions on here are British:
Symptoms of a chav:
Adidas, Air Jordans or any expensive sneakers
White tees
Jerseys
Chains
Baggy jeans that don't fit
A pissed off look on their face
An ipod
An expensive cell phone
Is most likely white
Probably comes from a middle class family but pretends to be ghetto
Listens to rap
Uses the words: mad, tight, retarded, gay, yo, ayo, and often typ3s Lik3 tHiS.
They hate emos and goths, or anyone they think is emo or goth. They often accuse people of being goth even when they're not.
They hate homosexuals
They're very ignorant and arrogant and can't think for themselves, they always do what they're friends are doing
They often vandalize
They fight all the time
They think they're tougher than they really are and accuse people of "runnin' their mouth"
Basically just really stupid neanderthals.
So you're walking down the street and you see a pissed off looking white boy wearing Nike shorts that sag to his knees or baggy jeans. He's wearing a white tee or a jersey of some kind, with a chain or two. He's wearing 200 dollar Air Jordans or Adidas. When you look at him he says, "What the fuck are you staring at?"
He's a chav.
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council house adolescent vermin
you dirty little chav, i bet you lost your virginity when you were 10
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A "hardcore" swearing, ASBO holding, benefit claiming, burbury tracksuit wearing, drunken, crack using person. Usually rides a BMX, due to their driving liscence being taken off them, or they just can't afford a car. baseball caps are popular being worn so that the peak of the cap is vertical in the air, and the head part is virtually on the back of their neck. tracksuits are tucked into socks, and chavs usually walk like a penguin, rocking their shoulders side to side.
Vicki Pollard from Little Britain is an equivallent female version of a chav.
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