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The art of when your planing on going cross country with your dog, but your throat becomes dry, so you let him sneeze in your mouth
In the 14 hour drive, i forgot water, so i was forced to make dexter help me with the aruban cocktail
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short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.
isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.
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a (free) glass of water at a restaurant ordered to avoid an "excessive" bill and, in turn, extra tip. This is more pronounced when one member of the party orders a bottomless soft drink to share.
Variants:
"on the rocks" - with ice
"d00d, wtf..." - hot water
Customer: We'll have two ice waters please.
**server 1 walks back**
Server 2: Can I help you out with anything?
Server 1: Yeah, two asian cocktails on the rocks...
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having drinks with friends, via the phone.
Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.
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A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.
Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.
It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.
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A mixture of drugs blended up then consumed in a smoothie form. NyQuil, Robitussin, Marijuana, Pills, ETC.
My Bro and I just made a sick Drug Cocktail of tussin and kush
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a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.
"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"
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