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Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.
Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.
A sexual maneuver. Two girls biting the nipples of each other. squirting the breast milk into their mouths.
My girl Alyssa did a Crocodile Bitchroom with my friend's gal, Katie. It felt good.
A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
“You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
The worst thing to happen to the fashion industry, a skin disorder of purses and (unfortunately) pants everywhere.
"Oh that looks cool"
"Put on your glasses :/"
*sees the crocodile print*
"BURN IT. DAMN IT TO HELL AND BEYOND."
Most random way to say good bye.
You: Bye bye
Troll: Watch a crocodile
You: wtf...
Troll:...
Determining the sex of an individual by snapping at their genitalia.
Paul Hogan had to pull a "Crocodile" on two trannies in his movie debut, "Crocodile Dundee"
Typically a gay 57 year old pedophile who targets male minors, he has a preference for the ones who don’t run away and are slim enough to fit in a basement. His appearance is described by a little traumatized boy: Tall and stocky, Crocodile has broad shoulders, powerful limbs and legs, and a robust neck. His skin is faded, and while he keeps his black hair perfectly slicked back, strands often fall in front of his face during bouts. The most remarkable features are a large hook made of a durable gold alloy in lieu of his left hand and a lengthy, stitched scar that crosses his face at the bridge of his nose. His thin eyebrows rise to the middle of his deep-set, heavily-lidded eyes. This conveys a sense of suspicion and disdain in his normal facial expression. Crocodiles typically have cigars in their mouths and have a deep, soothing voice when they speak.
His outfit consists of a black suit and a dark green ascot, this matches his black pants and belt. He has a hook to grab the children in gold.
Crocodile: hey little boy wana marry me, ill pay you €3000 a night, and give you candy?
Boy: no get away from me you “crocodile”.