melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

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fishy fanny

When a girls legs are open and a smll of fish suddenly creeps up on you, usually originating from the vaginal area.

'OH, FISH. Kadi, shut your legs.'

'You have a fishy fanny'

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fanny pack

"a pack used to hold items below the waist, can be confused with saggy boobs"

hey man, that's a sick fanny pack

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fanny balls

A Scottish curse word.

Often pronounced "Fanniebaws"

"stop kickin me ya pure wee fanniebaws!"

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fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

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fanny air

A fart, or flatulence.

Dad, I have some really bad fanny air.

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fanny clap

Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.

A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.

<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"

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