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couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.

"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"

by sassalot December 31, 2013

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mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 9, 2007

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Blackout Couple

The opposite of a power couple;

Everything about the relationship is a bad idea, and they definitely aren't good for each other, but they stay together for unknowable reasons

God, Greg and Helga are such a blackout couple. It's like they are collectively a worse person than either of them could possibly be alone. Their relationship is a match made in Hell.

by siniswin September 13, 2018

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Weed Couple

A couple that is in a loving relationship but that smokes and/or sells weed together . They provide each other with weed and encourage their smoking of reefer . The best relationship there is .

Weed Couples are the best , they smoke together , sell together , and sleep together .

by Definer137 May 30, 2011

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The OG couple

The OG couple is that couple everyone wants to be. Have you seen high school movies where the hot, popular cheerleader captain dates the team captain of the football jocks? The OG couple is basically #Goals

Have you seen the OG couple?
Yeah, everyone knows Orielle and Mason
The're like Jay Z and Beyonce

by the real coolio October 4, 2017

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The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that isn’t afraid to talk to eachother share hobbies,nice to eachother,respects eachother, and loves eachother, I know a couple like that you probably do to

You and Desi are the perfect couple

by Lake7000 November 11, 2020

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Abercrombie couple

a couple (typically a boy and girl) who look like they belong on the photos in the stores.

Basically any good looking couple that look like they model for Abercrombie on the weekends.

person 1: "Look at them they look like they live in the magazines!"
Person 2: "well, they are an Abercrombie couple"
Person1: "you're right"

by loserme November 26, 2011

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