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When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.
The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.
A game, originating at The University of Illinois in early 2010, that is designed to increase the consumption of alcohol at a kegger. The cap of the keg, once removed, is pocketed by the host, later in the evening the cap is dropped into an unsuspecting victims cup. The victim is then forced to chug the remainder of his/her beer and is now in possession of the keg cap; which he/she will then attempt to trap another unsuspecting victim into the same glorious fate.
Jason: Troy, need to top yours off?
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.
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The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.
Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!
Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.
Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team
Robbie: Ya... boo ya
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WHEN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO TYPE AND UR SUPRISED THAT THIS CAME UP YOU ARE ONE LUCKY INDIVIDUAL
HEY BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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a very attractive girl that enters a beer store, usually during summer months, usually between the ages of 19-26....
hey guys, you just missed the golden keg of the year, she was 3x golden! nothin will beat that keg!
A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, my girlfriend gave me the best Rusty Keg last night!
A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!