Cock on the Roof

The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.

Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!

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Cat on the Roof

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a group of males spot one or more Bops within their range of sight.

Person 1: Aye chief, I'm peepin' a Cat on the Roof right now

Person 2: Oh fa sho let's go spit some game

Person 1: Im bout it

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roof jumper

A black person who after robbing a white guy jumps off the roof to escape

that fuckin roof jumper stole my t.v.

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raise the roof

1. Another way of saying, "I am a faggot and a poser. Please shoot me."

2. A pathetic attempt of acting cool.

3. A way to embarrass yourself and realize later on how stupid you were and feel full of regret.

*This is more often than not followed by a gesture of lifting or pushing something off one's shoulders.*

"Yo, yo, let's raise da roof!"

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leaky roof

See flooded basement

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fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

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floor roof

the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas

I got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn

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