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when you jump in the air or jump or jump off something while having a spasm while your in the air
Person 1: look at that guy who is jumping of the bridge
Person 2: i think he is silly salmoning
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When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff
Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.
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Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.
I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.
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An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
When Toby eats out his girl Hailey and she climaxes so hard she bleeds
Damn Toby I saw you gave Hailey a big old bloody salmon last night
'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.
'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.
A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'
B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'
The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.
"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"