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When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.
I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.
A silent slut is a girl who fucks every boy and makes sure her parents do not find out.
Jayden:Dude i just fucked Crystal
Thomas:No way?! The silent slut?
Jayden: Yah
Saying to someone "you don't matter" without saying it
"Mom, please just talk to me. Please."
Mom: ...silent treatment for days and days
1)when your drink sucks so much you need a coke(you don't mix it with anything, just a regular coke dude) that shouldn't be there so your able to gulp it down, secretly (as in nobody needs to know your drink sucks or may be your just a light drinker)
2)a coke that's not supposed to be there or your friends shouldn't know its there or why its there.
3)a coke that doesn't talk because cokes don't talk
girl: your drinking tequila? straight up? that's hardcore
guy: (damn it i shouldn't not have ordered pure tequila on a cup, its not even chilled! i need a silent coke!) yeah, i know right? this food is really good, could really use a soda, waiter could you fetch me a coke(silent coke)?
Another name for Batman. Used by Jim Gordon in THE MOST AMAZING FILM EVER! The Dark Knight
He's not a hero, he's The Silent Protector, the Watchfull Gardian, The Dark Knight
What a smell, what a smell.
What a mighty bad smell.
When someone speaks a phrase that has hidden gay innuendo in that.
James: Hey dude wanna go watch some workaholics
Quinn: Sorry dude, Jake asked me to go do some hot ass beat claps.
James: Dude, there's a silent Q in that.