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to take a big dump that is so huge that the water comes up from the splashing poop and hits your buttcheeks
One time, I took a dump so big, that I my dad had to stir it so it would go down.
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A man takes a poo, urinates on it (to turn it yellow) and inserts it into the woman's vagina.
My girlfriend's a keeper. I gave her a yellow submarine last night.
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The act of performing a sexual act while one or more people are in the same room.
Usual occurs at drunken parties and gatherings.
Dude, I Silent Submarine Sexed Sarah last week after you passed out on the couch,
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Me and Sarah had Silent Submarine Sex on the floor while you guys were playing monopoly.
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When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
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a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine
the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.
depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend
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A replacement for "I love you"
Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare
When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.
"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."