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> Being awkward as fuck in public
> Looking like a pussy (even tho you a firearm)
Oh that guy, don't mess with him. He has....Terminal White People Syndrome
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Any activity of reckless nature, almost always performed by white people. Such as set themselves on fire, jumping into a cactus nude or petting great white sharks
What the hell is Brad doing with that tiger?
Reckless white people-ing
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A general term used to describe the piss poor priorities of upper/middle class citizens in developed countries, as they complain more about ridiculous over exaggerated bullshit (like marriage, where to eat, how to eat, getting their clothes messy) than actually trying to solve any of the real issues in the world like debt, starvation, corrupt governments, equality, diseases, poverty, etc.
Examples of White People Problems vs actual issues:
Average American Citizen:
"OMFG I Got grass stains on my white shoes! These are unwearable! I can't walk out in public like this!"
(He then throws the shoes away)
Homeless person who does not have shoes :"What the fuck are you bitching about"
White people issues in the royal family:
Prince: "Bloody mary, I need to find a woman, if I do not then the entire government will fall" (he then finds one and broadcasts the shit to the media)
Refugee Who escaped from a corrupt middle-eastern regime: "What the fuck are you bitching about?"
Another example is the Trump campaign.
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normally snowflakes. lie about going outside a lot, never leave there house, causing them to stay super white in which they complain about being white
person 1- "dude, you're so white".
person 2-"yeah, I'm so utterly confused why".
person 1-"probably cause you sit inside all day".
person 2-"i do not such a thing".
person 2-"okay".
person 3-" white people"
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those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒
“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”
“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”
“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”
A public place that is almost exclusively used by white people. Typically an nice park, trail or recreational facility that is mostly unknown to people of color.
My friends and I came across a White Peoples Oasis (WPO) last week while visiting the mountains.
“the black community and rest of the community has come together and unified to bully white people on this ‘date of the month and day’. no this is not racism if they’re white and yes they deserved it after all these years and today we’re here to reclaim our supremacy to white people be ready” (janurary 17th)
person number 1: hey today is national bully white people day!
person number 2: sweet! time to call my white neighbor next door a cracker!
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