premedial therapy

Excessive massaging, stretching, etc. in anticipation of an injury.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are you getting a massage before the race"
Guy 2" "Just gettin some premedial therapy"

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friendship therapy

a euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex.

"One of my co-workers was depressed about breaking up with her boyfriend so I offered her some friendship therapy."

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Massacre Therapy

1)Playing First Person Shooters, or other types of "Violent Video Games", to work out ones frustrations, anger, or violent tendencies, instead of on real people.

2) Marathon Sessions Playing FPS's or generally Violent Videogames.

after that asshole cut me off in traffic i was in serious need of some Massacre Therapy.

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Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.

"Your my therapy human! "

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Physical Therapy

When you jerk off and cry simultaneously, often used to get over a girl but can be used in any situation where you might be in emotional pain

"Elena dumped me last night man, I need some good physical therapy"

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Therapy rape

Where a woman who is raped rapes a guy for therapy for it.

Kathy is going to therapy rape a guy.

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