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brett hand

brett hand is the hottest human being alive other then you shawty

example: i love brett hand

by November 25, 2021


cabbage hands

An arrangement of phalanges attached by connective tissue to a carnival worker's wrists. Typically small in nature and having the aroma of cabbage.

Luke: Last night I got jerked off by a carnie.

Dan: Wow, how was it?

Luke: Amazing. My cock looked huge in his tiny cabbage hands.

by handjibbers June 27, 2017


doctor hands

Someone with extremely cold hands, like a doctor.

Don't touch me with those doctor hands, they're freezing!

by SneakerHeadAJ December 4, 2010


lay on hands

an ability commonly used by paladins in role-playing games, that heals you on someone else for a large amount of health. usable generally once every in-game day.

that paladin was almost dead, but he used lay on hands, and now he is okay

by Dalsson January 17, 2008


One-handing

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.

"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."

by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009


paper hands

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.

Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.

by Mattsit February 13, 2021


Paddle Hand

An individual's preferred and dominant hand used for male or female masturbation.

My left hand is my paddle hand.

Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.

Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017