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Let's be real...
A super annoying kid that went to your middle school.
No one ever liked him.
He never had a girlfriend.
#flashback#noonemisseshim#noonedatedhim
OMG stop acting like a Thomas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When someone steals your joke, word, catch-phrase or anything funny or meaningful that you said.
Teacher: Do you all know about the monarch? (Talking about the queen)
You: I know the butterfly!
*No one laughs*
Thomas: I know the butterfly!
*Everyone laughs*
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Thomas' are usually great friends, but are secretly fuckboys. i would stay as far away as I could. They probably look hot but are really hiding behind that, as they are actually hairless sewer rats.
Person 1: wow he looks hot!
Person 2: I'd watch out, he's probably a Thomas
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Lil bitch with a dick smaller than his head( it is really small) he'll fight you and then cry.
That guys a lil bitch, is his name Thomas, yah bro, how did you know, it is a stereotype.
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Thomas is a derogatory term, used to sterotype or offend, dark-haired women whom are beautiful with hot bodies, but unintelligent, and idotic.
Thomas is commonly used also as for the offensive insult of calling someone, of which has "slutty" friends, whom destroy her charter.
Thomas at times is referred to a "stupid bitch," who act's retarded for attention and is unbelieveably stupid.
"I can't believe what a thomas, Megan is becoming, hanging out with all those sluts!"
"Man, Katy is hot, too bad she is such a stupid and, annoying Thomas."
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A white teenager that gets no pussy, and has a Dick the size of a shrimp. He also is always gay but never wants to come out of the closet.
"Oh my god what a bum, must be a Thomas."
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Well... he's fun, but he claims he has a bigger penis than he really does. Thomas is very proud of where he's from, even if it's a garbage city with nothing of note in it. He claims he loves indie music but really only listens to early Ed Sheeran and one Radiohead song (it's Electioneering, by the way, and if anyone doesn't recognise it when it comes on he shames them, despite never having listened to OK Computer which he claims is the best album ever). His sexual conquests are lackluster but he gives it large to anyone who admits that they're struggling to attract the opposite gender. Thomas has no restraint when it comes to girls, and is a terrible wingman. He can't stop showing off whenever even a mildly attractive girl is around, and will never bow out, even to his closest friends. This will probably come in the form of elongated stories of his gap year, which are definitely mostly fabricated. Don't believe him when he tells you he got sent nudes from a tattooed girl and got laid in a hotel lobby. Thomas has an innate talent to say the wrong thing at the worst time. Overall, decent friend, but probably skip this one on a night out. 3 and a dab/5
Daaaamn, I'm tryin'a pull this hottie but Thomas won't leave us be.
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