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The dirtiest version of a girl-on-girl 69.
The two seductresses on the couch behind me had formed what seemed to be a Tijuana tongue twister.
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First someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their dick head exposed. They then proceed to pull a fly's wings off and place it on the newly formed cock island. As the fly runs around, the Tijuana Hat Dance is achieved.
Bill: Hey where did all the flies in the window go?
Sue: Oh Johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a Tijuana Hat Dance.
Bill: A Tijuana what?
Johnny(muffled over the sound of water running): La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no quieres caminar.
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When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.
"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."
"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"
"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"
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The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!
Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!
Fuck me!
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A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts
We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide
Coined by a member of Bay Area Rider's Forum in response to a post about how one member's jalapeno habit was giving him the shits.
The TBB is when someone sits in a tub or basin and is surrounded on all sides by others who bend over and proceed to spew high velocity diarrhea all over the person in the tub. Smelly, painful diarrhea like the kind that only eating lots of hot peppers will give you.
Person 1: "Dude, I ate so many jalapenos last night with my tacos."
Person 2: "Stay back, I don't want a Tijuana Bubble Bath."
When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string
My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town