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The beer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower beer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower beer.
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the situation after a byob party where the host discovers guests have left a lot of beer behind
Dude 1: I heard your party last night was baller
Dude 2: Yeah it was sweet- wasn't planning on having it, but it was mad fun. Plus I ended up with a lot of extra booze, totally beer plus
An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.
Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.
Beer leftover from a party which you can then drink at your leisure.
"Should I pick up a six pack of Natty on the way over?" "Nah bro, plenty of leisure beer in the fridge"
Using beer pressure instead of peer pressure cause you're not 16 anymore and the situation generally involves absurd amounts of beer.
Your buddy won't straight arm a beer cause his mom just ironed the shirt hes wearing, so everyone starts yelling at him and screaming beer pressure till he's becomes a man a does it.
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the time of day when it is time to crack open a nice cold beer
Friend 1-"What time is it dude?"
Friend 2-"Its almost beer 30!"
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The irrational feeling induced by alcohol after a heavy session. The feeling of regret and self hatred due to hangover. Waking and at first feeling indifferent about the events of the night before but then, over a period of several hours, your memory coming back in small amounts of ever growing embarassment for yourself and the way acted or what you said to, probably, the wrong person.
"Oh my God I am such an idiot I made such an arse of myself last night, I hate myself". Freinds response "Dont' be stupid you were fine. I was the one being stupid!". Your response "No you were great you just have beer fear, I was the idiot!"..........etc etc etc...............
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