Jeffrey Leg Day

A 'Jeffrey Leg Day' is a session in the gym where you tell the lads you are doing legs, but you do arms instead.

Jeff: Ah lads, I'm aching after doing legs in the gym.

Lads: Piss off mate, I saw you doing curls in the mirror & you have legs like a sparrow, you clearly did as Jeffrey leg day.

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Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!

Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

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Shut up Jeffrey day

This is when you can tell a man named Jeffrey to go shut the fuck up.

Jeffrey: I just got a-
Person: Shut the FUCK UP
Jeffery: What the hell bro
Person: its shut up Jeffrey day
Jeffrey: Ok have a good day

jeffrey preston bezos

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

Trav Jeffrey

To push your dick between your legs so it looks like a weird looking vagina.

A dick that looks like a vagina

Jesus, you guys see Silence of the Lambs? I still get nightmares from when buffalo Bill Trav Jeffrey’d his dick like that.

jeffrey kirby

A Jeffrey Kirby is someone you can always depend on he knows exactly what you’re thinking just by looking into your eyes his smile can stop You dead in your tracks he’s a type of guy that will always take up for you and never leave you alone watch out if you make him mad he’s not a force to be reckon with everything he does he does well if you’re fortunate enough to find him you better hold onto him before somebody else snatches him up his eyes are like the ocean deep wild and free with a soft but mysteriously Gaze in them and they will trap you forever if you ever meet him as a friend you always have him as a friend he so giving and kind he will always make you smile Jeffrey will be with you through thick and thin but he’s a wild spirit hard to tame it will take a while for Jeffrey to calm down once he finds the one he’s looking for who he will be hooked forever he’s the most manliest man you’ll ever meet strong handsome tall mysterious good at everything he touches and if you’re so fortunate to be the one catches his eye he’ll never stop pleasing you and making you feel like you’re the number one in his life the only bad side to finding a Jeffrey Kirby is that is hard to tame like a wild stallion but remember it can’t be tamed with With just anyone it takes a very special person very special soul because a Jeffrey Kirby is a special soulThere’s only one in the world like him you’ll never be able to find him because I have already found him and I’m not stupid to let him go

I tripped on the Jeffrey Kirby

Jeffrey Walter Jr.

A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.

Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.