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A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!
2.35 seconds later
Oh look, I'm dead!
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A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.
Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...
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The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."
Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
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Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance
The sock badger has been at my socks again.
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a person who very strange or stupid
Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal
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When penetrating a female from behind, one simply douses her ass in lighter fluid and ignites it. Then proceed to scratch at the flames violently in an effort to (a) put out the flames and (b) imitate an enraged badger.
Yo, I gave your mom the ol' flaming badger last night. She's in the ICU now, but she'll survive.
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A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.
Dude, you've got badger syndrome.
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