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Cut a pine in half length-wise, and then cut in down more on the sides so that it is more javelin shaped.(at this point there should be sap dripping from the inside of the pine.) then have two of your friends hoist your road beef by the legs so that she is doing a upside down split. Then from any distance that you are comfortable with, huck your homemade javelin in to your unsuspecting girl's uterus. Then precede to use it as a dildo.
"hey Jim me and a couple of guys are going to give some girl The Sticky Lumberjack wanna come?"
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The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.
Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.
noun: A tasty yet odd shot made with captain morgan and maple syrup (log cabin is the best)
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!
Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
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Somebody who goes around trying to cut down to size people who are already as low as they can get
Did you hear Rick today? He was telling that homeless dude that his pants went out of style 10 years ago.
Yeah, he's a real tree stump lumberjack
When you shave the top of your head but not the sides
Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!
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A male of fem-ale who likes to lick lettuce( PUSSY). However wears a lunberjack coloured and style shirt.
woman: what shall we do tonight?
man: im gonna lick your lettuce whilst wearing this lumberjack shirt!
woman: OMG you lettuce licking lumberjack
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The broke-back lumberjack is when two men mutually fuck each others ass holes.
Man, last night was so great with my boyfriend. We both got off by doing the broke-back lumberjack.