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A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.
Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.
Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?
Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.
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A term for a personal Network-Attached Storage (NAS) box that has a similar appearance to a toaster. Usually used to store a private porn stash hidden within folders of music, documents, and videos.
Mommy, why do you call that box a porn toaster?
Because that is where Mommy stores the pictures that put food on the table.
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Any of the Volkswagen Type 2 microbuses produced from 1950. So named for the resemblenance to a common toaster appliance.
Did you see that hippie toaster? It was totally covered with free-form "art".
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the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
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When you cum over a girl so much it looks like you covered her with cum like you cover a toaster strudel with icing.
I came so much over jenny that she looked like a toaster strudel.
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A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.
Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.
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(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
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