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When a couple had sex while on the female menstrual cycle.
"Yoo I just had Tomato sex with this girl"
"I heard these 2 girl had Tomato sex"
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when you didn't know the real phrase and have been saying potato-tomato you're entire life
There is no difference man, potato-tomato.
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One whom has glistening red lips of the highest caliber.
The shine from the lips of tomato disorder blinded Ashy Larry for quite some time.
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One part sperm, one part pussy blood,
and another part sperm.
Mix on high for 2 minutes. Serve chilled.
Everyone has a friend who will take any dare. Test him with an ice cold Tomato Smoothie.
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A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
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A fricken annoying chick that constantly has to be right about everything, always has something to say, and always SAYS it... likes to 'steal' a person's food.
Girl 1: Hey whats up guys?
Rambling Tomato: Nothing, however I have dance tonight and my aunts taking me shopping. I have really good grades. Lets talk more. Can I steal some pringles?
Girl 1: ..... STFU
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Place that was wiped by former school shooter "leviathan" and his unknown partner
Peaple fucking died when Tomato town was wiped
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