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Toxic Midwesterninity

The general aversion of many people from the Midwestern US towards spending time, effort, and especially money on things which could materially improve one's life, which often causes folks to just accept a clearly sub-optimal situation as "fine".

Mr. C, your 60 year old wooden step ladder is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point, especially as you're getting on in years. Perhaps the purchase of a new step ladder is obviously warranted, but Toxic Midwesterninity is keeping you from buying a new one because you already have a "perfectly good" step ladder but really it's clearly dangerous at this point.

by JesusIsMyZoloft January 15, 2022


Toxic Waltz

A good friendly violent fun involving the blood, sweat and tears of sweaty thrashers in the pit.

Jim: Hey you wanna toxic waltz
Tom: What the fu*k is that
Jim: A good friendly violent fun in pi

by Thrashed Serotonin May 16, 2021


Toxic Robbie

A Toxic Robbie is a person who will use very subtle methods to be toxic. He may seem nice, but he's toxic AF.

Melissa: "Fuck, you shot me!"
Toxic Robbie: "Nice try though"

by Eetheart August 5, 2019


Acquired Toxicity

It is a behavior that is learned over a period of time, which cannot be unlearnt because it is imbibed in one's personality.

My friend couldn't date Samuel because he apparent acquired toxicity from his previous relationship.

by Lalari April 28, 2021


Toxic Banter

Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.


Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"

Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "

Shewar: "Bare toxic"

by Shewar August 9, 2007


toxic boyfriend

A boy who fights with you all the time and spreads rumors about you while your dating.

“Dude, Ryan on Quotev.com is such a toxic boyfriend. Did you hear what he did to his ex?”

by pesticides November 11, 2018


Toxic Waste

Toxic Waste is a type of sour sweet that comes in what looks like a small yellow plastic barrel and costs £1. Inside the container, there are many individually wrapped sweets that come in the following flavours - BLack CHerry, Blue Raspberry, Lemon, Apple and Watermelon. Unfortunately, you only ever seem to get one rasperry and one melon per pack. They irritate your mouth if you eat too many in a short space of time, but they are rather addictive.

Oh my GOD ! I just ate 6 toxic waste in a row !! They are sooo good ! But...now I feel as though the top of my mouth has been skinned....I need some bonjela......

by Lovecat March 18, 2007

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