A badass, no bullshit, all gas no brakes Indiana State Trooper. Born January 1st, 1989. Homosexual in nature.
Trooper Black is a chad.
The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.
Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”
the sexiest man alive. huge cock and has a shit kink.
"oh that's trooper the pooper"
When a state police trooper puts his lights on and begins to swerve back-and-forth across all the lanes of a highway slowing traffic down to a crawl or even to a complete stop. Often happens on New Jersey highways.
Bruh how come you’re late?
Oh man dude I got caught up in a trooper twerk and held us up for over 10 minutes.
Was there an accident or something?
No man I didn’t see anything.