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a town that can be pretty chill but can also be a complete hell hole. truck stops is mainly what's here, but we also have (well to eat) mcdonalds, burger king, arby's, jack n the box, subway, pizza man, that weird mexican food place, and some other places that no one cares about. the big thing that just happened here was that we got a dunkin donuts between all the truck stops right next to the stupid bridge that never seems to get finished. one thing troy is kinda known for is running the bases. there is 6th graders having sex using a sandwhich bag and silly bands, guys getting blowjobs left and right, it's kinda insane. oh and people date people who not even close to their age. there is this one girl who is in 6th grade who is now dating a sophomore but before that was dating a senoir from collinsville. there is also a lot of drinking here and smoking pot and weed. one of the most popular places to smoke is the skatepark. the skatepark is in the park and it is where a bunch of douchey skater boys hang out and try to do tricks in front of the white trash girls who go there to flirt with the guys. the homecoming parade thing is gay as hell. the ones is st. jacob and marine are better and those towns are like half the size. our sports teams are pretty good. our academics are okay, but only like 15% of the people at the highschool care about their grades.
well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.
**some guys from troy, il**
caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"
derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."
caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"
derek: "holy shit! no way?!"
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It's when you have the urge to fuck an underaged girl. Typically by force.
"Man, did you know Lorde is 16? She gives me that troy feeling."
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Troy is well known for its many over populated housing projects infested with cockroaches & welfare momma's. Many of its homeless are ex stock brokers, reality TV stars, Politicians, & famous rap artist for the 90's. They live as urban nomads in the city parks cooking pigeon stew & holding gypsy carnivals that mainly consist of oral sex booths & rat clubbing. There is an epidemic of Urban Hillbillies that populate the city. Leading to many spontaneous house fires from their meth labs & moonshine kilns exploding. Incest & brutality towards woman are not only encouraged but celebrated in Troy by its 'Kiss your sweetie with your fist day' dances usually held in the streets & funded entirely by food stamps. Known as the birthplace of both the AIDS Virus & Uncle Sam, the city offers nothing for tourism other than connecting the herpes sores on dead hookers mouths with a marker as you stumble across their corpses trying to flee the city & stopping to see the midget Puerto Ricans with Dragon Ball Z cartoon character hair working at the Peebles on Hoosick st. for a seminar about the basics of living off welfare momma's and being a confidental police informant. English is not their primary language. They speak a muttered combination of Spanish, Ebonics, & incomprehensible groans & grunts. Be advised to bring extra money if interested in purchasing children for sexual slavery since the residents will usual bombard outsiders with such proposals.
Guy: Hey, where you from?
Girl: Troy NY, Don't ask me to spell it.
Guy: I thought I smelt a spic fart
Girl: Little do you know that smells coming from my twat not my asshole, ASSHOLE!
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To pass a alcoholic drink to another a homie, passing the cup around the room for all to sip from.
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Burnig Troy is smoking weed.
This weekend I was chillaxing, sipping wine and burning troy.
Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic