Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.

Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!

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douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

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Tube Lube

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.

Man, those tube lubes did the trick.

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Tube n00b

A person who is new to youtube/a youtube n00b,
Originates from n00b and youtube.

Ytuber#1: What's a subscriber!?

YTuber#2: STFU TUBE N00B!!11ONE

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blow tube

Noun. A Smoking Accessory. Often hand-held sized, made of empty toilet paper roll or Gatorade bottle stuffed with dryer sheets. Subsequent to inhaling smoke, exhale into the blow tube such that the smoke is disguised and dispersed into surrounding air. If operated properly, such substance’s smoke aroma will be incognito.

Yo dude, use the blow tube, my parents are home.

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you tube

a website that offers hours of pathetic entertainment with a click of a button

i like you tube
me too

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your tube

mispronunciation of the website "you tube" by people who use english as a second language ESL

Have you seen that video on your tube?

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