Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

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Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

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Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.

dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.

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Tucker

A mark ass punk ass pancake ass dude who constantly overreacts about shit that's not important.

"DO YOU HAVE MY MONEY??"
"Yes bro wtf calm down. Stop being such a Tucker all the time. Faggot."

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Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

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Craig Tucker

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

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Tip Tucker

A person who makes the asshole tucker right back in after a tounge pierces the tip of it with another cock

I tied my husband to the bad , blindfolded him & had another man tip tucker h uhh s pouched out hirny asshole