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Turbo Goth is a NYC based, electronic rock duo from the Philippines. Formed in 2008 by Sarah Gaugler (on lead vocals) and Paolo Peralta (on guitar/electronic sampler). They have been known for their very energetic live performances delivered with utmost sincerity to the craft of sleek sound and style.
Hey, have you heard the band, Turbo Goth's, newest song? It's on their website!
A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.
Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.
The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.
Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.
An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.
(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"
A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!
During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.
Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........
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