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Two people who have been having sex over a long period of time and are starting to dress and look alike. Is most noticable in same sex couples and people wearing sweaters.
How was Berlin?
Girl, it was amazing. I saw a couple on the U-Bahn and couldn't decide if they were sex twins or siblings.
two good looking dudes that have sweet matching watches
look at those guys with the matching watchs. damn there good looking and cool watch twins
A forced asperation setup using a turbocharger and a positive displacement supercharger.
Advantages are no lag and boost in low rpms (via the supercharger) and high boost in high rpms (via the turbo)
Yo, Bill twin charged his mustang
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Two people who have the greatest bond, and shares the same mind. The two people think the exact same thought even when they aren't physically together. They are basically meant for eachother both physically and mentally!
Man I've definetly found my soul twin, she/he always finishes my sentences or says my thoughts out loud!
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When siblings are born 9 months apart
That’s Alaskan Twins for you. Born 9 months apart, the are twins at the heart.
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When you wear a turban and place your girls legs straight up in the air, then proceed to fuck the shit out of her until they fall
Yelling "Alah Akbar" is optional
My girl asked me to get kinky so I pulled out the Twin Towers on her
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(noun)
1. a woman's breasts, of any size or shape. Usually, a tactful compliment, a term of praise, approval, or admiration.
2. a woman's breasts, of any size, that have close to a perfectly symmetrical appearance, while hidden under clothing. Often, an illusion created by the dress designer's art.
3. Ideally, breasts that are almost exact mirror images of each other, even when bared, and deprived of any support from undergarments. Sometimes also called 'identical twins' (cf. fraternal twins)
"Gail's twin girls are so cute!"
"Whadaya' mean? I thought she only had two children, a boy and a girl."
"Hey, dufus, I'm talking about the twins with whom she is inseparable!"
"Oh... duh... I getcha! They ARE cute!"
"I like it when she brings her twin girls to work." (LOL)
"Duh... How could she not?"
"Our waitress is drivin' me crazy."
"What's the deal?"
"Her twin girls are flirtin' with me!"
"Uh... yeah... I noticed that. Some kind of montease."
"Yep, they're dancin', too... in a very subtle but seductive rhythm."
"Ummm, yes... swing and sway"
"Jiggly too!"
"This restaurant has great service, don't you think?" (LOL)
"The food is not bad, either."
"I once I had a 43 year old girlfriend whose twin girls were still virgins."
"You're makin' that up... you mean... they never?"
"Nope... neither she nor her husband ever even heard of it. She didn't think it was possible... but was ever so grateful, once I convinced her to try it. She was a rare case, absolutely nipplegasmic."
"Well, how did you convince her?"
"I sent her to the online Wiki Pedia, to look up 'mammary intercourse' "
"No foolin'! Wiki Pedia has an article on that? And that's the title?"
"Yep! Technically accurate and clinically dispassionate, as always. And that's just what the learned professors call it-- 'mammary intercourse'."
"My wife's girls are twins, identical twins."
"Wow... cool... THAT I'd like to see... identical twin girls!"
"Careful, friend... her twins do not perform in public."
"OK... I'll take your word for it. ...don't need to see 'em to believe 'em!"
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