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fit twit

When you are about to get in bed, but see on your Fitbit app that you are a mere 180 steps away from your 10,000 steps per day goal, so you pace around your room until your Fitbit vibrates, signaling success.

I know I am being a fit twit and should just hit the sack, but I have to keep pacing around until I hit my 10,000 steps per day goal!

by FitTwit October 3, 2018


Twit Whistle

Another way of calling someone A Dumbass, A Jerk, A Dick, An Idiot, An Asshole, Rude, Ignorant.

1. John you are a fucking twit whistle grow the fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of twit whistles leave me alone,
3. Tom is the biggest twit whistle ever he is so mean to everyone in the office!
4. My wife is being such a twit whistle to me today so she isn't getting laid tonight!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016


Twit Whistle

Another way to call someone An idiot, A dumbass, Stupid, Dumb, An Asshole.

1. John you are a fucking Twit Whistle. Grow The Fuck up!
2. You guys are a bunch of Twit Whistles, Leave me alone!
3. My wife has been such a Twit Whistle Lately that I'm not giving her any sex!

by Idisownbikesnobs April 19, 2016


Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.

Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"

by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010


dick twit

A ignorantidiot

What a dick twit he is.

by Booktwat August 11, 2017


foolish twit

"Too not understand ones personal jokes , and thoughts."

You my good man are a "Foolish Twit."

by Zstyler08 March 23, 2016


twit-twat kit-kat

a kit-kat made for a twit, a twat and a twit-twat

person 1: hey, want a twit-twat kit-kat?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: a kit-kat made for people like you.

by garlicisepik February 12, 2023

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